B&J ruin everything Podcast

One hot minute of Deviant

The podcast boys are great at getting head, Even on those hot summer nights.

Extreme father-son bonding

Do you love your son enough to fuck him?

The 5k question

The boys talk about the first time they had sex, not with each other. How much would you give to go back in time to get moleated by an older woman? Knocking people out for 5K and Jarrett, the matrix plant, learns about free will.

The 8 Year plot

The Deviant plays the long game.

Men’s hygiene

Washing your ass and other men’s hygiene tips. Another round of executable offenses. Systems are meant to be broken.

Why not do steroids

The Deviant rizz’s his dad’s girlfriend and gets molested. Jarrett decides to get on “the juice”.  Social networking and the boys realize that men deserve conditioner. Do you need to wash your hands if your tongue is clean?

Fun in Mexico

Fun in Mexico in the 90’s. No one wants to chew Jarrett’s gum. The boys talk about the history of the podcast and our evolution. Can you cancel not famous people? B&J are giving people a safe space in their own heads to explore deviant ideas. SkyDaddy honors his native roots by starting a fire to roast hot dogs.

Bring back massage parlors

Bobby rehashes the time he went to an Asian massage parlor. Are pimps inherently cool? What’s Bobby cooking in that cauldron? Bobby sees the biggest penis of his life and sells some magazines.

Flexin with Welch’s sparkling

The boys are daydreaming about sipping some Welch’s sparkling grape. We get into some drug talk and fantasize about becoming cowboys. We figure out how to grow a garden from a flesh light and then get racist at the Asian massage parlor..

Season 2 kickoff: Cocks by the Campfire

The boys are spending the summer podcasting around a campfire. Come learn what the boys have to teach about loofah’s, and silk sheets. We discuss the entitlement of the new generation of trafficking victims. We finally got our first comment on Spotify from the fan Tuna.