B&J ruin everything Podcast

Interview with Shawn the super deviant part 4.

The “tard” Stephen Hawking gets raped by space cock in a cardboard box. The boys talk about how retards have huge dongs and the nuances of shitting your pants. Jarrett introduces Bobby and Shawn to porn websites dedicated to have sex with retards and homeless people. Shawn breaks down ni**a amnesty and reveals that Mexicans like Jews more than black people.

Interview with Shawn the super deviant part 3.

Jarrett and his grandpa rack up the pay-per-view porn bill and Bobby tells the story of how his mom thought he lived for 30 years as an anonymous queer. Jarrett’s dad takes an alcoholism survey posing as his son and gets addicted to interventions while Jarrett can’t say frivolous. The boys spend way to much time talking about masturbation.

Interview with Shawn the super deviant part 2.

Black John and Ian the Italian Mexican. B&J dissect what makes black men and Irish men different. The boys get into the age old debate, big dick or big balls. Irish jizz stunt man. would you rather be gay or retarded? Shawn introduces vinegar strokes and his masturbation makes his mom uncomfortable.

Interview with Shawn the super deviant part 1.

B&J talk with Shawn about L. A. Wildfire conspiracies and uncles leaving a legacy through molestation. Bobby speaks Spanish and Jarrett farts in a sales meeting. Jarrett can’t remember Shawn’s name and Bobby gets riled up by liberals. Finally, Shawn drinks with a gay guy after he fights with his girlfriend.

Prostitutes and Christmas Cross.

Jarrett looses 2 cars and takes a prostitute to the bar. B&J talk about Peyton & Eli Manning and their advertising values, the female orgasm, gods and how pussy topples empires.

Dungeons & Dragons dry hump foot job.

Lessons in fatherhood. jerking off with dial up internet. Jarrett hits the mother-load of nudie mags and Bobby gets revenge on dungeon & dragons with a dry hump foot job.

Three dongs and a face.

Barack Obama has a beautiful speaking voice. Jarrett shows Bobby his favorite deck of cards. Gas prices, Elon Musk and Martian energy.

UHC CEO shot

Killing CEO’s, slinging purses at the gym and Martian pedofiles.

If you could lick your own b-hole.

Women, more stuff and racism in zoophilia.
disclaimer - it’s not ok to hit women. It’s just kinda funny to talk about it.

Ends with pee.

Milwaukee in the 90’s, LGBTQ and other tomfoolery.