B&J ruin everything Podcast

Why not do steroids

The Deviant rizz’s his dad’s girlfriend and gets molested. Jarrett decides to get on “the juice”.  Social networking and the boys realize that men deserve conditioner. Do you need to wash your hands if your tongue is clean?

Fun in Mexico

Fun in Mexico in the 90’s. No one wants to chew Jarrett’s gum. The boys talk about the history of the podcast and our evolution. Can you cancel not famous people? B&J are giving people a safe space in their own heads to explore deviant ideas. SkyDaddy honors his native roots by starting a fire to roast hot dogs.

Bring back massage parlors

Bobby rehashes the time he went to an Asian massage parlor. Are pimps inherently cool? What’s Bobby cooking in that cauldron? Bobby sees the biggest penis of his life and sells some magazines.

Flexin with Welch’s sparkling

The boys are daydreaming about sipping some Welch’s sparkling grape. We get into some drug talk and fantasize about becoming cowboys. We figure out how to grow a garden from a flesh light and then get racist at the Asian massage parlor..

Season 2 kickoff: Cocks by the Campfire

The boys are spending the summer podcasting around a campfire. Come learn what the boys have to teach about loofah’s, and silk sheets. We discuss the entitlement of the new generation of trafficking victims. We finally got our first comment on Spotify from the fan Tuna.

The price of stalking

What will happen in the final episode of season 1? Will the Deviant spend all of his disposable income on stalking people? Will Bobby and Shawn be buried together? Will SkyDaddy pin murder on a tree? And will Jarrett call Bobby out for journalism? Get all these answers amd more!

The Deviant discovers bourbon

The boys riff about booze, friends and finances as the Deviant tries bourbon.

Diddy files pt. 2

2Pac vs Biggie. Freak off talk. How would the Deviant handle having money? Checking out passed out penis.

Diddy files part 1

The crew works to out bullshit the Deviant. Family and other uninvited guests. Bobby vents about in-laws and a haunted house. The Deviant has a come up and gets a 2025 news paper then uses it to make old school ransom letters. Diddy, pneumonia and Tupac is better than biggie.

One large sausage

The boys get into Japanese fighting robots, Hugh Jackner and battle bots. The deviant maliciously attacks Bobby for not working out and Bobby treats the Deviant like a step son stuck in the dryer. Skydaddy calls out the Deviant for mistreating pussy and Bobby almost bangs the pizza guy.